My N73ME was stolen last April so here I am on the lookout for another gizmo that best suits my needs. Here are the latest prices for the phones I’m considering….

AS OF JUNE 23, 2008 | PHILIPPINES (PESO)

Store: TM-SMF

Nokia 6500 Slide – 13,400

SE W960 – 22,500

SE W910 – 15,500

SE P1i – 16,900

Nokia N95 Classic – 20,500

Store: E-SMF

Nokia N70 ME – 9,190

Nokia N5610 – 11,990

Nokia N7500 Prism – 8,390

SE P1i – 15,330

SE W910i – 13,670

SE T650i – 9,090

Samsung SGH G800 – 14,280

Nokia N81 2GB – 14,650

Store: BSD-SMF

Nokia 6500 Slide – 14,800

SE W960i – 23,800

LG KF700 – 19,600

Before the year 2007 ends, I just wanted to let you know that this year will not be that memorable and worthwhile without you being in it. I’m very grateful that our paths had crossed  and I don’t know if I will be the same person that I am now if you’re not around… Happy New Year to you and your family! Omedato!:-)

(2008 New Year. Madrama rin pala si partner Xave! Haha.)

Only-in-the-Philippines Signs:

Along a Pampanga highway – WE MAKE MODERN ANTIQUE FURNITURES

Resto in Bacolod – PLEASE HELP OUR COMFORT ROOM CLEAN

Grocery in Baguio – FRESH FROZEN CHICKEN SOLD HERE

Shop in Rizal – WE SELL ARTIFICIAL FRESH FLOWERS

On a truck – NOT FOR HERE

Menu in a Davao resto – BEEF STICK, MONGO SOAF

Resto in Cubao – WANTED: BOY WAITRESS

Road sign in Samar – SLOW MEN WORKING

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Your future depends on your dreams.

So go to sleep.

Ang taga-call center (yes, you..)

1. Disoriented

2. Bingi-bingihan

3. Malaki ang eyebags

4. Sigarilyo ang pares sa kape

5. Nag-e-english kahit kundoktor ang kausap

6. Palaging naka-shades kahit walang sun

7. Umaga pa, shot shot na

8. Malakas ang boses kahit katabi lang ang kausap

9. Ang tawag sa INTERNET ai “innernet”

10. And worst, kahit umaga, tanghali o hapon, naggu-GOODNIGHT pag matutulog na sila. At kahit gabi ang gising, GOOD MORNING pa rin ang greeting.

People who don’t know me think that I am behaved.

People who do know me…

… wish I were. ü

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“I woke up early, traveled miles and miles…

Hoping you would be there… waiting for me.

I prepared so much for this moment. I even honked a sound just to catch your attention. But you were never there all along.”

– Magpapandesal.  :p

“If you confess with your mouth, “Jesus is Lord,” and believe in your heart that God raised Him from the dead, you will be saved. For it is with your heart that you believe and are saved. As the scripture says, “Everyone who trusts in Him will never be put to shame.”

A blessed Sunday to you!

Life brings many blessings in disguise. Only in time do we come to appreciate that everything and everyone we encounter are actually  God’s blessings!

Good evening to one of God’s blessings in my life…

When God takes something away from our grasp, He’s not punishing us but merely emptying our hands for us to receive something better.

I’m on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.

CSR: I was hoping you can take the survey with me. Would you have the time to do that, sir?

Customer: How long is this gonna take?

CSR: Mmm… Mga three minutes…

(HAHA)

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TSR: It’s C as in CAT.

Customer: What?

TSR: C as in CAT… Meow meow…

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Giving an order number to the customer: 

CSA: That’s N for Nancy, the number zero, then V for Victor, and then L… ahh… uhmm… L as in Liempo!

Customer: What’s liempow?

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CSA: Thank you for calling. Ths is Candy. How may I help you?

Customer: What did you say your name was? Mandy?

CSA: No, sir, it’s Candy…

Customer: Sorry, can’t hear ya… Didja say Mandy?

CSA: No, sir… Candy, sir… Candy… as in Storck!!!

GF na selosa: Napakadami mong babae! Sabihin mo nga sa’kin, sino ba talaga laman ng puso mo?!

BF: Malay ko… ‘Kaw yung laging may dala eh…

(uuuUUy…)

Keep in mind that there will always be reasons to become sad but there will never be reasons to stay sad.

Tech Support: Technical support, this is Carl. May I help you?

Customer: Hello, yes, it’s me.

Tech Support: Oh, it’s me too. (chuckle)

Customer: No, Esmie. E-S-M-I-E.

Tech Support: Oh, sorry.

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Tech Support: OK, in the bottom left-hand side of the screen, see where the ‘Start’ button is displayed?

Customer: How can you see my screen from there?

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Tech Support: OK, Bob, it’s time to press the ‘control’ and ‘escape’ keys at the same time.

Customer: Done.

Tech Support: Now type the letter ‘P’ to bring up the ‘program manager’.

Customer: I don’t have a ‘P’.

Tech Support: On your keyboard?

Customer: What do you mean?

Tech Support: ‘P’ on your keyboard?

Customer: I’m not going to do that!!!

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Customer: My hard drive is smoking! I think it’s on fire.

Tech: (Alarmed) Have you shut off the system?

Customer: No.

Tech: (More alarmed) Well, unplug the computer!

Customer: I don’t want to lose my data…

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Customer: I have Microsoft Exploder.

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Tech: Just call us back if there’s still a problem. We’re open 24 hours a day.

Customer: Is that Eastern time?

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Tech: Could you left click on ‘Start’ and, now, do you find ‘My Computer’?

Customer: I did left click but how the hell do I find your computer?

Babala: Lubhang napaka-corny nito.

Alin ang mas mabango sa dalawa?

   :    ;

Shempre mas mabango ang colon kesa semi-colon! Whooo!

Quote for the day:

“Hindi masusukat ang kagandahan o kagwapuhan mo… kahit na maraming nag-view sa Friendster mo.” Hehe.