Only-in-the-Philippines Signs:

Along a Pampanga highway – WE MAKE MODERN ANTIQUE FURNITURES

Resto in Bacolod – PLEASE HELP OUR COMFORT ROOM CLEAN

Grocery in Baguio – FRESH FROZEN CHICKEN SOLD HERE

Shop in Rizal – WE SELL ARTIFICIAL FRESH FLOWERS

On a truck – NOT FOR HERE

Menu in a Davao resto – BEEF STICK, MONGO SOAF

Resto in Cubao – WANTED: BOY WAITRESS

Road sign in Samar – SLOW MEN WORKING

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So go to sleep.