People who don’t know me think that I am behaved.

People who do know me…

… wish I were. ü

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“I woke up early, traveled miles and miles…

Hoping you would be there… waiting for me.

I prepared so much for this moment. I even honked a sound just to catch your attention. But you were never there all along.”

– Magpapandesal.  :p

GF na selosa: Napakadami mong babae! Sabihin mo nga sa’kin, sino ba talaga laman ng puso mo?!

BF: Malay ko… ‘Kaw yung laging may dala eh…

(uuuUUy…)

In one episode of SouthPark, Stan found his friend Butters, who just had his heart broken, sitting on rain soaked curb in tears.

Butters: “Uh, well yeah, I’m sad, but at the same time I’m really happy that something coud make me feel this sad. It’s like… It makes me feel alive, you know? It makes me feel human. The only way I can feel this sad now is I felt something good before… So I have to take the bad with the good… So I guess what I’m feeling is like a beautiful sadness.”

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If only I could tear out my heart and hurl it into the current, then my pain and longing would be over, and I could finally forget.

- Paulo Coelho, By the River Piedra I Sat Down and Wept

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Please hold me while I’m still here. Touch me while I still breathe. Look at me while I’m still awake.

I don’t want you to realize my worth just after…

I’m gone.

Girl: I’ve experienced so much happiness since you came. No one can ever replace you here in my heart! Though many things are running through your head and you’re thinking that you mean nothing to me, just keep in mind that I’m still the same old girl who had loved you the best way I can… And nothing can ever top that!

Boy: Ah.. OK. Hehe. Kumain ka na lunch?

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Ano ang sinabi ng itim na ulap sa puting ulap nung nagkasalubong sila?

“My name is Rain. I like black. Black looks good. Looking good means no dandruff.”

Hahaha.

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Pa’no kung tamad na akong tamarin? Eh di ang sipag ko na nun? Ayoko nun. Nakakatamad.

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Pag walang bolpen, walang notes. Pag walang notes, walang pag-aaral. Pag walang pag-aaral, walang diploma. Pag walang diploma, walang trabaho. Pag walang trabaho, walang pera. Pag walang pera, walang pagkain. Pag walang pagkain, magugutom. Pag nagutom, papayat. Pag pumayat, papangit. Pag pumangit, walang shota. Pag walang shota, walang asawa. Pag walang asawa, walang anak. Pag walang anak, made-depress. Pag na-depress, magkakasakit. Pag nagkasakit, mamamatay ka. Pag namatay ka, ala ka na.

Kaya ingatan mo bolpen mo. =)

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Prayer ng isang umiibig:

“Lord, please give me a sign kung s’ya na nga… Pero kung hindi s’ya… Eeeeee… S’ya na kasi please!”

Hahaha.

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Anak: Tay, nasugatan ako!

Tatay: Buti nga di ka umiyak. Lalaki talaga ang anak ko!

Anak: Shempre naman po Tay. Sabi nga sa kanta ni Fergie, “Big Girls Don’t Cry!”

DIFFERENCE OF CRYING:

- When I was born, they made me cry for them to know that I’m normal.

- Now, I cry when things keep on falling and not normal.

- When I was a kid, the people who made me cry were those people that I hate the most.

- Now, the people that can make me cry are those people that I love the most.

Lastly…

- When I was a kid, I used to cry because of broken toys.

- Now, I cry because of myself being broken…

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One sad irony of self is when we always knew what’s right for others… While there are certain wrong things we pursue on our own.

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You can’ t force yourself to forget something…

… because the only reason we forget…

… is when a better memory has taken its place.

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It’s fun being a strong person. You feel invincible, like you can face anything that comes your way.

But you know what sucks being one?

It’s when people know that you’re strong and they think it’s OK to hurt you.  :’(

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Often, the greatest enemy of present happiness is past happiness too well remembered.

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SILENCE is a kind of therapeutic communication. But sometimes, it turns out to be non-therapeutic.

Why?

‘Cause in your silence, someone feels neglected.

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Sometimes, it’s easier to act like you don’t care than to admit that it’s killing you.

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Why can’t we get all the people in the world that we really like and then just stay together?

I guess that wouldn’t work. Someone would leave. Someone always leaves. Then we would have to say goodbye. I hate goodbyes. I know what I need. I need more hellos…

If we were a hamburger at McDonald’s, we would be…

McGorgeous.

…Ha ha ha! Pap parap pap pap, love ko to…

Makakapili ka ng lugar na uupuan mo pero di mo mapipili ang taong tatabi sa bakanteng  puwang sa tabi mo.

Ganyan ang senaryo sa bus.

Ganyan din ang pag-ibig.

Why I love the rain — Because for once I am able to feel the coldness outside, and not from within.

It’s not true that nobody sees you cry in the rain. It’s just that nobody cares because you chose the rain instead of a shoulder.

“It’s not what we hold on in our hands that is ours. It is what is left when we open our hands and let go.” -Neo, The Matrix

What is loneliness?

It’s like when you’re looking for comfort…

And you hold your own hand.

Example ng mga hindi tamang sagot sa maayos na tanong:

1. Kumain ka na? — Busog pa’ko.

2. Andyan ba nanay mo? — Bakit po?

3. Anong oras klase mo? — Mamaya pa.

4. San kayo galing, tol? — NagStroll lang, tol.

5. Pano mo ginawa yan? — Madali lang.

6. Bat ka wala kahapon? — Absent ako.

7. Anong oras na? — Maaga pa!

8. Ngayon na po ba o next week pa? — Yup!

My favorite…

9. San ka na? — Papunta na!

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Multo: Awoooo!

Bata: Waaa… Wag po!

Multo: K. Sorry..

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Top 6 problems of students:

6. Instructors

5. Assignments

4. Exams

3. Grades

2. Allowance

1. PAPEL!

Napansin mo? Wahahaha!

“Kelan kaya ako magkakaroon ng misis?” – Mr. Chips

“Ako nga din eh.” – Mr. Clean

“Bakit kayo lang ba?” – Mr. Quickie

“Teka, ako pa…” – Mr. Donut

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I started to open my eyes and walk, wandering… I realized, I was down the street. Something came out of my mind, “there are so many temptation in life.”

Isaw, hotdog, BBQ, bulaklak, footlong, cheeseburger, halohalo, siomai, gulaman, fishball, kwek kwek, kikiam, chicken ball, squid ball, singkamas, mangga na may bagoong, patrick’s pizza, tapos sabay may dadaan na ice cream! Hay. If I can only close my eyes again. Somehow, life would be more simple.

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Q: Alam mo ba kung bakit walang kulay ang utot?

A: Kasi kung meron, mawawala yung thrill ng paghahanap kung sino’ng salarin!

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Amo: Inday, may pulubi sa gate, paalisin mo nga…

Inday: Right away!

Inday to Beggar: Hey you putrid-smelling beggar with the diverse ambiance of scented junk that assails everybody’s nostrils and poisons everyone’s fresh and carbon-free lungs, please go away now!

Beggar: What? Who do you think you are?! You pathetic trying-hard nanny! How could you, a social climber and very lowgrade mammal, underestimate a high-class beggar like me?! The hell with you!

Inday: Nakakasakit ka na ah! Mam oh, ayaw umalis!

A strong person is not the one who doesn’t cry. A strong person is the one who knows how to be quiet and shed a tear for a moment and then picks up his sword and fight again!__________________________________________________________

Panibagong sagot sa tanong na: “Musta lovelife?”

“…Eto self-supporting.”    =)

It is a truth universally acknowledged that when one part of our life starts going okay…

another falls spectacularly to pieces…

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Never argue with someone stupid for he will pull you down to his level then beat you with experience!

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You change for two reasons…

Either you learn enough that you want to…

Or you’ve been hurt enough that you have to.

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If you leave something wonderful with those who come to your life, they will surely find it hard to erase you from their hearts.