When I was in grade school, They told me to write down what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’.

They told me I didn’t understand the assignment… And as my proctors absorb my answer… Dumugo ilong nila…

Gradeschool pa lang ako nun ha?! Haha!

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Hindi naman ako website…

Pero, bakit kaya… maraming nali-link sa’kin?

Yun yon eh.. Haha!

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MMDA (with pen and ticket) to traffic violator:

MMDA: Name?

Foreigner: Wilhelm von Corgrinski Papakovitz.

MMDA: (nosebleed) Ah.. Next time don’t overspeed again ha?